Congratulations to Destalta for being the first person to beat Jump Kong. I had to delete your comment because it spoiled the end screen but thank you for playing you're lit
I typically don't write reviews, but this beauty of a game requires one. The experience was immersive, eye-opening, and life changing, to say the least. The soundtrack, the visuals, all comparative to triple A games, such as Roblox and the original Fallout, which are arguably some of the best looking games in history. Many of my friends were hyped to play Cyberpunk 2077, but this, my friends, is much more worth throwing your life away for. Every morning, I play Cum Land. Every evening, I play Cum Land. Every night, I play Cum Land. This game has become my lifeline. I need it like an addict needs drugs. Please open not only your heart, but your wallet as well, to Cum Land. DLC Coming soon I hope! Can't wait to fight SnailPi in an epic boss battle.
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Congratulations to Destalta for being the first person to beat Jump Kong. I had to delete your comment because it spoiled the end screen but thank you for playing you're lit
jump kong music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHRTQCF7oKw
pls make jump kong two, the sequel
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ALSO: pro tip to kongers out there, this runs much better on Chrome than safari-- couldn't even get the first jump on safari
who up jumpin they kong
I HATE JUMP KONG!!!
Jump kong is my inspiratio
Happy kump jong halloween!
Commenting on another account because im on chromebook, this is my 6th monthyly aniversaty playing Jumpo Kong
Jump kong takes a lot of brain power to be honest, you need to be a intilectual to understand the stress this image induces in a true Jump konge fan
I’m frozen
I waited to long and now jump kong crashed on me
Tip to get more fps on a school chromebook: press Ctrl, minus to resize the page
Man I love jump kong, this game is just too good. It has smooth movement, it even has this bed I dont remember being here
pls make jump kong 2: easy mode, this is too hard
why is this games mechanicals actually good, like you can line yourself up with a bonk and it makes sense
I typically don't write reviews, but this beauty of a game requires one. The experience was immersive, eye-opening, and life changing, to say the least. The soundtrack, the visuals, all comparative to triple A games, such as Roblox and the original Fallout, which are arguably some of the best looking games in history. Many of my friends were hyped to play Cyberpunk 2077, but this, my friends, is much more worth throwing your life away for. Every morning, I play Cum Land. Every evening, I play Cum Land. Every night, I play Cum Land. This game has become my lifeline. I need it like an addict needs drugs. Please open not only your heart, but your wallet as well, to Cum Land. DLC Coming soon I hope! Can't wait to fight SnailPi in an epic boss battle.
am i allowed to threaten you